I graduated from several reputable institutions and boast more degrees than a thermometer. I'm a tough, no-nonsense girl with an abrasive and sometimes uncompromising personality.
I'm exceptionally articulate but can drop f-bombs when necessary or just for shock value. My near-perfect diction grants me the privilege of sounding incredibly intelligent and sophisticated despite the fact I may not know how to spell the word I just uttered or distinguish a Van Gogh from my nephew’s art project.
Foolish people give me a pass for acting like Ares and making nasty comments because they've mistaken my behavior for "intellectual wit” when, in fact, I am telling the truth or just being mean.
Some people say I’m a bit@h. Others use the euphemisms such as “She’s such a character” or “She’s a piece of work.” Either way, I pride myself on always being a f*cking lady. But I digress.
I consider myself hereditarily perfect and highly favored by God.
I am a publicist by trade, an event planner by choice and ambitious by genetic coding. But my true passion – is being the center of the universe.